kristens sketchblog

1/29/09

Crippled Again

CrippleCon was Funtastic! For all of you who didn't go.....you really missed out.

My goal going there was to draw draw draw, but that didn't happen. I had way more fun visiting with friends and making new ones. One of the themes for this years con was "Droppin' a Deuce" Here's my submission: The Tunnel of Fudge starring Marlo Queefkins and I. (kudos to Sean for coming up with the title) As I mentioned before, I didn't get much drawing done, and of course this poopy piece never made it in time for voting.










I won the "Funniest drawing" award! Yay! but I feel like an ass since I didn't draw it there. It was for the comic I did of Marlo a few post below. Here's a silly pic of me with the incredibly cute trophy StacyKakes made.



While, I was there a few people drew me:
Marlo's



Sam's


I'm unsure who drew this one


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This post was brought to you by the dried jizz Marlo and I found in our hotel room.

Sing along with me: Jizz in the Chair

21 comments:

Elliot Cowan said...

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greg oakes said...

yer freakin amazing!!! brilliant shit!!! *groan*

Nico said...

friggen awesome!!!!!!!! yay kristen

Cooperphile said...

You are the nuttiest...no, wait...

You are the corniest...um, that's not right, either.

Clearly, you have digestive (ehem) /issues/.

HILARIOUS!

PS: Please don't kick me in the taint! ROFL

Marlo said...

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GOGOPEDRO said...

SOME GREAT WORK ALL AROUND!....

Really like the texture to your illustrations. Great color.

But I have to say, finding the dried JIZZY on the chairs is easier to deal with then finding the damp stuff....

Who the hell has sex with a chair anyways?

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Enrico Teodorani said...

I love your works!

CaseyBug said...

So much fun was had! I sooooooo wish I made it there. Internet hugs for you n' Marlo!

Tricky Trev said...

AWESOME ode to crap, K! I loves it!!!!

Sounds like you had loads of fun! I'd like to go to Cripple-Con some time. I probably wouldn't draw either, I talk too much.

Did you run a DNA analysis on the jizz?

tek! said...

heeeeheeeee YES! the un-edited version of good vibrations!
and the tunnel of fudge is indeed very funny

Mark McDonnell said...

HOLY SHIT, for the LOVE OF SHIT . . . love the top one. One to stand next to the report card and Billy's new class pic on the Fridge.

Genius,

MAC

BambinoMonkey said...

Brilliant work here.congrats!!

Dillustration said...

K- damn im sorry i missed out... soooo close to home to!! Found out the weekend of! Anywhooo... stuff looks tight yo!

On second thought, considering the jizz stains maybe i was better off at home... hmmmmm

Sean Worsham said...

Kristen..........XD

Sam "quick draw" Gorrie said...

I love you kristen! thank you for scissoring me at the cripple con. it made my life.

ANX said...

Loving the arts and damnit, I've been wondering where I left that Jizz. I retraced my steps and stopped short of checking the chair.

jonathan said...

uum you're hilarious!

Jasen said...

If it looks like a "J".. it might be mine.

(I was trying to spell my name, until I ran out of mojo. :/

Funny videos said...

yer freaking amazing!!! brilliant!!!

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