Back from the dead!
Thanks to Trev for that hilarious 28 Days Later photo-manip above. Ha!
Guess What? I'm back! Back for Good! I hope you haven't given up on me. I just needed a break from the ol' sketch-blog. Over that long long long period of time I was gone, I got a chance to make a sketchbook with 2 talented guys: Gary Ham and Scott Tolleson. You can buy our Book if you click that handy dandy paypal link to the right!
On with the art!
54 comments:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I"M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE FUNNY! AND GREAT! I LOVE YOU
You know many people who used to come here will never be back, right? Unless they are your personal friends, or had subscribed to the RSS feed as I had done waaaay back then, before I thought you died!
Anyway, killer drawings, as usual. I love your stuff!
I picked up the Morsels sketchbook at Comic-Con. Nice work there.
Good to see you updating your blog again.
So damn good. I'm in awe of you. I'll post more girls soon...I promise! And I haven't forgotten about the trade. I'll get to that soon. Goddamn...the variety in this latest post is really stunning. *worships*
woo hoo! Finally!! Good stuff as usual!!
It's so great to see some new stuff over here :)
Torpedo boobs!
Pancake boobs!
Fat boobs!
Skinny boobs!
Here's a pull quote for your next sketchbook!:
"I have complete and total admiration for the ever changing shapes of Kristen's boobs."
- Corbett Vanoni
ROCK ON!
great art!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, i freakin' love your stuff
I'm glad I kept checking- I love your amazing skills!
How long has it been?!? I was never among those that gave up, I'm kind of guilty of it myself! Nice to see you back after so long.
Why is that ladies boobie talking to that cat?
Hoooray! Kristen's back! And with lots of T & A!!!
Didn't I tell you that updating your blog would be good?? Well, didn't I? Huh??? I'm such a genious!
P.S. Your art was worth every minute of the wait! Thanks! ...I'm gonna go touch myself now.
ILU KRISTEN! I AM SEW HAPPI UR BAQ LIKE *~SHAQ~* lulz. These are amazing and well worth the wait! I srsly missed your updations and can't wait to see what you'll be posting next time, missy! :^)
Congrats on the little morsels book! I wish I had money to buy eet D: I think i onli have 3 bucks in my paypal account, but that won't do it D': *shame*
Beautiful!!! Please keep posting, I love your drawings :D
I particularly like the blue sitting one and the very last one :)
Yay! You rock the color pencils, The book is awesome! It smells like candy and makes me happy. :D
Fish heads!
She's back! Yay! Cheesecake!
Yaaaaaay!!!!!!!! great post!
Hip-Hop-Hooray! You upped some new'd stuff! Me likey...especially all the ones with boobs and hair. More, more, more!!!!!!!
Guess what you inspired me to do? (and I'm doing it right now) No, besides searching for porn. I'm drawing my cartoons again! Look at me! Obviously you can't, but I drood on like 5 pages of my sketch-book! It's been ages since I last pooped out some toons. I still don't know whether I'll go beyond sketch phase & finish them. Does barf count as a medium?
PS: Bai Ling is Chinese for nip slip. That's what my last fortune cookie said anyway.
your blog is so great - i love your funny drawings!
you really inspired me to create an own blog, because i am painting myself (some more realistic stuff). maybe you would like to watch my pictures under "http://titus-helmkes-blog.blogspot.com/" and leave some comment. would be nice. yours titus
oooh,godda morning kristena,do you remember of me?oh,ahahahaha,oh!
The Geek Girl with the pencil is my fave, all of them are awesome. Nice to see you back!
yay!!!! you know what? I'm happy. Glad your back...loving your drawin's...yay!
girls and their boobies. i can't say enough nice things. yay kristen.
Nice come back!
DAMN GIRL POWER!
Welcome back to you! Thanks for another great post.
I'd post something on my own blog, but nice going, you've made me all intimidated!!
Here's a bunch of words while I get over your brilliance.
• The first drawing is great, exemplifying what makes your work so popular, I think. You follow few conventions, you just do what feels right... but at the same time there's great skill and care in what you make and put together. Her head is the shape of a football, her swimsuit appears to be made of 'pig skin'. She's a fan of the Miami Dolphins, maybe?? (Please say this aloud with an affectionate 'Jewwy inflection')
• For some reason, not long after viewing the third drawing, I went to Ralphs and stocked up on twenty pounds of artichoke. Anyway, she should be a recurring character, whoever she is.
• You'll notice a young woman in the fourth piece saying, "Uh, der" in a thoughtful and ponderous manner. Many know this poor creature from her earlier appearance on MySpace months ago. The real gem of this group is just below her, however. The bean-shaped head, the giant eyes... and what a mouth!! 'Only lines on paper' and all that, but she truly fascinates me. A+!
• Two women dance their way through Drawing Number Seven, unaware that they missed the gogo dancing boat by at least ten years. That's okay. Let them have their fun so we can have ours.
By the way, did you know that "Soul Train" is still on the air?
• I like every drawing in Drawing Number Eight. All three ladies appear to have something on their minds, but unfortunately there wasn't any room for thought balloons. Pity.
• A radical departure in Drawing Number Eleven, as two completely unrelated walks of life curse the heavens
while a dove dashes off for cover. By some strange coincidence, all three species shop at The Men's Wearhouse. I would like to see more work like this. I don't know what the hell's going on here, but it makes me laugh and that's reason enough.
• Drawing Number 13 reminds me of the film, "Boxing Helena", which I caught on cable several years ago and the next afternoon wished I hadn't. I think the drawing is better than Sherilyn Fenn, which is pretty good, because I'm pretty sure she's an actual human being, while the drawing is two dimensional and only made up of only one or two colors. But I maintain that I'd rather go to dinner with the drawing.
• A wonderful blonde with 'missile tits' and a stogie-smoking alien with an itchy ass dominate Drawing Number 16, but the tabby between the two deserves a second glance. It's quite a feat to come up with an orange feline that doesn't immediately bring to mind so many other insipid, dead-eyed 'cartoon' creations from decades past and big budget movies present. The hairdo, the crooked gap-toothed grin, and even the manner in which the stripes are applied results in something not just original, but extremely funny. And unlike Garfield, he doesn't need a fucking thought balloon.
• And in the final drawing, Kristen goes to the trouble of explicitly pointing out a couple of things she does best, just in case you hadn't noticed.
-Marc
fantastic art!!
un saludo
lovely work here, i absolutely love artichoke girl! welcom back!
welcome back! it's great to see work from you again.
IT"S ABOUT TIME!!!!!!! WHooooooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOoo HOOOoooooOOOOOoooOOooOoOOOOoOooooo!!!
very nice...:)
Party Time! Kristen's back! Hooray! Looks like everyone missed the bloody heck outta you! And what a post! Love all the new art you've been hiding! You could of spread that stuff out a little and let us enjoy and savor each and every morsel with separate posts! But I'll try and man-up and handle all the drawing goodness!!
Hi
very cool work! I'll be back!
Bino
http://binoland.blogspot.com/
Ahh, dude!
This stuff is awesome.
Funny thing is, I know of you from the board for years now, but, for some reason, this is the first time I saw any of your work.
And it's awesome. And cool.
And you're cool!
Cheers to you, and your pencil, and your markers and the rest of the equipment you may have used or intend to use in the future to produce more of this nice stuff here.
Kind regards,
Milenko
Lol... great variety of women you have here! very appealling
rilly frikin cool, (place drool of awe here)
Absolutely nothing not to love about the stuff in this post. It was worth that "28 month" wait!
yesterday and today i've been thinking about percy sledge's hair [after seeing 3 seconds of 'when a man loves a woman' on an infomercial] and been obsessing about it on and off for the last few hours,
i want 'percy sledge hair' to be an expession of coolness..
THAT CAT HAS PERCY SLEDGE HAIR.
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/7606/percysledge77yt4.jpg
kismet baby, kismet.
Looking forward to some great stuff, Love what youve got goin on... Beautiful lines, great style! I'll definitly be back often...
J...
I liked it better when you didn't post anything.
Your artwork is so funny and cute. I like it.
Great drawings Kristen. Good to see you posting again.
I just found this great blog.So I'm glad you're back!
great collection of character drawings!
Hi! Nice blog! Add me to ur links http://2funnypictures.blogspot.com and let me know, i will add u, thanks :)
You are very very good - and since You are good in a way I used to hate, the variety of Your work really is an eyeopener !
Hi, I just stepped into you website while I was looking for other sketch web blogs. I like your drawings and I also have a sketch blog but I consider my self an absolute beginner. Ciao Andrea.
you seriously need to inform a major news network or something when you post! i can't believe it took me this long to stumble across these new gems. More!!
Im in love with your art....huge inspiration!
Oh Wow! Thank you very much for the kind comments! :)
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awesome blog, please keep posting, great job!
Wow, you are quite an artist. Keep up the drawings you are really quite an artist!
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